Sunday, December 4, 2011

Seniors Surfing the Internet

I just got online to check Doppler radar to see if the rain clouds are finally out of here - they are.  This was useful information.

Then I checked the various 'news' headlines and saw an article about knowing when you are too old to drive.  (sorta useful)  The article pointed out the obvious and then I went on to look at the comments.  (just for fun, of no use).  Here is what one person posted:

TOP 6 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE TO OLD TO DRIVE:

6. YOU THINK THE MILEAGE ON YOUR CAR IS EITHER THE DATE OR THE TIME.
5. YOU'RE DRIVING YOUR CAR AND YOU STILL CANT FIND YOUR KEYS.
4. YOUR VETERAN'S PLATES INDICATE THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR.
3. YOU THINK THE ROUTE YOU'RE ON IS THE SPEED LIMIT.
2. YOU CALL THE POLICE TO REPORT SOMEONE STOLE YOUR STEERING WHEEL, WHEN IN REALITY YOU JUST GOT IN THE BACK SEAT.  (I love this one.)
1. YOU MISTAKE THE SOUND OF YOUR DIRECTIONAL FOR THE SOUND OF YOUR PACEMAKER.

See, teenagers are not the only ones wasting time online.  And why are you reading this?  lol

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