ATTENTION: VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!
A VIRUS is going round called HOUSEWORK. If you feel the need to start housework - Stop Immediately!! This virus affects your sleep and wipes out your social life. It causes you to be late for luncheons with friends and disrupts coffee get-togethers. It makes you grumpy and irritable. If you should come in contact with housework go straight to the nearest store and get the only known antidote which is called CHOCOLATE.
Please forward this warning immediately to a least 6 friends. If you realize you do not have 6 friends, you are already infected.